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Satanic Rites - Issue 3 (1992-11-24)(Destiny).adf
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{m International Satanist Movement Made Easy
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{f High Priest McAber talks about the I.S.M. {eScourger {fand {eNuffle {fof {eDESTINY
{f have written this down while speaking with McAber
{fScourger & Nuffle:{e Well, Merkool McAber, would you like to tell us something
about your world-wide {morganization{e, the I.S.M.?
{fMcAber:{a Yes, I will be pleased to inform the {eheretics {aabout the wonders of
the one and true way, {mSatanism {aand the {cI.S.M.
{fS&N:{e First, will you describe the {chierarchy {eof I.S.M.?
{fMcAber:{a I.S.M. is leaded by me at the {fworld HQ {asomewhere in {mNorway.{a Beneath
me there are {f5 patriarches {ewhich together with myself forms the Dark Council.
Each {mpatriarch {ahas {cfull control {aof a {mcontinent.{a The patriarches commands 8
cardinals which take care of a subject like {mInquisition{a, Torture and General
suffering. These {fcardinals {amay be either humans or demons. These foul beings
commands a number of nuns,priests and novices which again takes care of their
{mcongregation{a.
{fS&N:{e How do you become a member of the {cI.S.M.{e?
{fMcAber:{a {mThat's easy{a, you just send us a {cletter{a with a {fsymbolic {aamount of
{mmoney {ato represent that you are willing to {csacrifice everything {aincluding your
{fsoul {a for earthly power and wealth. We will send you {einformation {aand a
{mmembership-button. {a Of course, you will in the first information letter from
I.S.M. be asked to take The Test. {fThis is voluntary but we will send a demon
to collect the remains of your body after {mSatan {fhas cast his wrath upon you.{a
If you decide to take the test and pass it you will be receive your diploma
and a completely {eFREE LIVING BABY {awhich is your to devour only! Remember:
this offer lasts only until next {cequinox.{a
{fS&N: {e Ohhh.. that's{m amazing! {e Why didn't you have that offer when we entered?
{fMcAber:{a That's because you founded it! {cYou silly sods!
{fS&N: {e Now the {f five-dollar {equestion. {c What is going to happen at the 11th of
July, 1993?
{fMcAber:{a It's the date for the {c666th anniversary{a of {fI.S.M.!{a It will be a
{mhelluva party{a! In {cNorway {athe celebration will have a very special guest star:
the {fPope of {mSatan's {fchurch: {cAnton LaFey {aand who knows if somebody else turns
up. {e Satan moves in mysterious ways. {a We're all looking forward to that.
{fS&N: {e How many have received the mark of {mSatan {aso far this year?
{fMcAber: {a I don't keep any {frecords {aon that subject, but I think that the number
is somewhere between {m66665 {aand {m66667{a.
{fS&N: {eWhat services do {cI.S.M.{e offer?
{fMcAber: {a We offer a {mwide range {aof services to our{c members{a. I'll think I'll
make a short summary:
{e Our Telephone services:
{mThe Satanic Live Orgy Line {a- {f+1-900-Members-Only
{mThe Ritual Line {a- {f+1-900-DARK-LORD
{ePlus lots more tele-services which I can't remember right now.
{e Our Internal Fix-It service:
{c This service is also only for members.
{aThe guys at the{e Fix-it-centre {acan bring you {clive babies {aon {f5 {aminutes
at {cyour door{a. They also got lots of other {fritual equipment{a.
{e Satan's mailbox:
{a An address for {cI.S.M. headquarters:{a
All mail sent to this address will be answered to.
{e Enclose an SAE and a symbolic amount of money for reply.
{mBe warned for a demonic response.
{fThe address:{e PO Box 13, 7130 Brekstad, Norway.
{a This address is public. {fNon-members can also write to this
box.
{fS&N: {e Thanks for the chat matey!
{fMcAber:{a Not at all.
{f To all readers of this article:
{a If you are interested in {mOccult phenomenons{a please write to {eScourger {aand
{eNuffle {aof {fDESTINY {awhich will be very pleased with a fellow occultist
to enslave. {mEspecially interested in Witchcraft and Demonology.
{a[Thanks again to {eMckool McAber{a: {m{2KEEP SUPPORTING SR{1{a mate!{e-Ed{a]